Ray Bradbury the Magnificent
Let's play a game called What If. What if Ray Bradbury, science fiction writer extraordinaire, had become a magician instead? It may sound farfetched, but growing up, Bradbury loved magic—so much that he often said if he hadn't discovered writing, he would have become a magician. And thus, behold…Ray the Magnificent!
“Ray the Magnificent: 10th wonder of the world!"
Gather round, ladies and gents, for the talented, the incredible, the MAGNIFICENT Ray! Watch him develop descriptive prose at the flick of his hat! He's a true master of prolixity—the good kind! Gather in awe as he performs the famous Something Wicked This Way Comes trick to the wonder of the crowds! Shudder at his transformation into a green-eyed, yellow skinned creature from outer space! Truly a sight out of this world! And then, his finishing touch—a toss of dandeloins into the enthralled audience. Truly a class act.
How did the father of science fiction fall in love with magic? In 1932, when Bradbury was twelve years old, a carnival came to his home town. One of the performers was Mr. Electrico, dubbed so by sitting in an electric chair and being hit with fifty thousand volts of pure electricity! During the show, Mr. Electrico pulled out a sword and touched Bradbury on the brow and whispered, “Live forever.”
Bradbury would go on to say about that moment, "Something important happened to me that day because of Mr. Electrico. He gave me importance, immortality, a mystical gift. I went home and within days I started to write. I’ve never stopped." And we all know how the story goes after that. Bradbury went on to write such classics as The Martian Chronicles and Fahrenheit 451.
What if this encounter had happened differently? What if instead of being inspired to write, Bradbury was inspired to become a magician? He could have become Ray the Magnificent. He could have become the next Houdini or Harry Kellar. Bradbury would have traveled the country performing for awestruck audiences, dazzling them with his mysterious illusions!
But then he wouldn't have become one of the most celebrated writers of the 21st century, or brought modern science fiction into the literary mainstream. And not to mention all the cool space discoveries that were named in his honor, such as the Curiosity landing site or the 1992 asteroid. Maybe it was better that Ray Bradbury didn't become a famous magician. The world of science fiction would be lost without him. After all, he was the master of literary illusion, and maybe we should just be content with that.
Sandra Woolf lives in the PNW where she haunts bookshops and library sales. Freelancer by day, horror movie lover by night. Writing inquires can go to what lovely books at gmail or just to ask her how her hairy is so bouncy.