Easter is this weekend. Me, I'm heading home to run around my house looking for Easter baskets and plastic eggs with my little nephews. Over the years, the difficulty in finding Easter swag at my parents' home has escalated from the obvious to the damn near impossible.
When I was five, the Easter baskets would sit in the middle of the living room. When I turned 30, they hid my basket under a loose board in the attic, which led to a lovecraftian portal to the nether realms. I found the basket, but was gone for thirty seven years in the Old Ones' time. I'm not sure where I was, but I am their king now.
But I digress.
I've decided to celebrate here at Quirk, and I've hidden four Easter eggs around the Quirk Books website. They look that one, right there. If you find an Easter egg on the bottom of a page, there is a hidden Rafflecopter for you to enter, with some sweet bookish swag you can win.
Here are your hints!
One: It's the end of the world as we know it, and I solve crime.
Two: Something Wookie this way comes...
Three: Come on man, you should know this stuff!
Four: I got a fever, and the prescription... is more cowbell.