Some situations are so specific, we invent new terms to properly communicate them with others. Take “gaslighting," for example. Ten years ago, we might have struggled to describe the type of person that psychologically manipulates someone into questioning their own sanity. Now, we just say, “That person is a gaslighter, and we should take them off our Christmas card list.” There. Easy peasy.
Similarly specific situations are all around us, and book lovers suffer as much as the next. So, we’ve taken a stab at coining a few terms that might help you better communicate in the future.
When you're watching a movie and it turns out to be better than you thought. Now you’re suddenly wishing you’d read the book first, but you’ve already learned so much of the plot. Do you abruptly stop watching? Do you keep going and then read the book after? But what if the book is basically the exact same as the script? Is that essentially like watching the film two times in a row? Because that’s not really fun...WHAT DO YOU DO?!
When you’re perusing a friend’s bookshelf and they have a much, much cooler edition of a book you own.
When you’re reading before bed and get so sleepy that you accidentally drop a book on your face.
Someone who interrupts your reading time. You’ve gotten comfortable. Fixed something to drink. Curled up with your book. And then a cozy vacuum comes storming in, talking to you, banging around, and generally sucking up all your precious reading time.
Book ballin’ is the opposite of spending guilt. A book baller feels a sense of pride and happiness when showing others how many books they've just purchased. See: Sarah’s Scribbles