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This miserable winter weather is taking an unbearable toll on our infractructure, well-being, and sanity. Isn't it time we called on a higher power? Only one being can help us, and we all know who He is. So please, recite this prayer often, and share this with everyone you know. It's our only chance.

A message from the First Reformed Church of the Holy Heat Miser