January 19, 2017 • Humor
Once upon a morning weary, while I pondered, bleak and bleary,
Over where a quaint and curious sunny spot of sunlight sat—
While I noodled, nearly nodding, suddenly there came a stomping,
As my owner rudely hopping, galomping all across the mat.
“’I am leaving,” she uttered, “To get my hair done at Chez LePhatt—
Do be a gentle pussy cat.”
January 17, 2017 • Humor
If we learned anything while writing highschool essays it’s that anything can be made better with a trip to the thesaurus. If you disagree all we need you to do is answer this simple question -- would you rather have a great or jumbo time at a party?
Shhhhh. Don’t say anything. We know the answer.
Which is why we decided to graciously lend some of our favorite books a helping hand and improve upon their more popular lines. By, of course, using the thesaurus. Please enjoy the following new and improved classics and send us your own with the hashtag #thesaurusabook.
January 12, 2017 • Classics, Fiction, Humor
January 11, 2017 • Humor, Fiction: Horror & Paranormal
Wednesday, 8pm. Unitarian Church basement.
FRANKENSTEIN: Well, it looks like everyone who’s going to show up is here. Might as well get started. Hello, all. My name is Frankenstein, but you can all call me Frank. This coming Friday is the 13th, so if you are feeling particularly misunderstood, don't hesitate to speak up. Would anyone like to begin with something to share?
January 6, 2017 • Humor
Tales and adventures sprouted up all over the place wherever the wizard went, lies most, told to comfort the already lost. The wizard, his cloak gray as weathered bone, had not gone that way under The Hill for ages and ages. The curse of memory meant that most of them had forgotten what he looked like. He had been away over The Hill and across the water for a long time, a long time indeed. Those who were small once had gone, food for the earth much like what was under the wizard’s feet.
Good Morning! It was the hobbit.
January 5, 2017 • Humor
We all have those friends, the ones who encourage us to make poor decisions. You know, the ones who tell you to buy that expensive shirt you can’t afford or to go ahead and have one more slice of cake. Or hey—eat the whole dang thing! Who cares about your resolution to eat better?
We’ve compiled a list of the fictional characters you want to avoid if you want to keep your New Year’s resolutions.