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So Cute You Could Die

This is ridiculous. You’re sitting there reading commercial copy-of all things!!-when there’s an insanely cute puppy at the top of this page, just begging to be fawned over. Look at the puppy! Look at his wet wittle nose! And his precious wittle ears. Isn’t he adorable? Don’t you want to snuggle with him? Isn’t he so cute you could die?

Inside this book you’ll find hundreds of ridiculously cute photographs. Kittens, ducklings, baby seals, grinning dolphins, hamsters with silly hats-they’re all here, and they’re all irresistible. Other publishers would be afraid to put so much cuteness in a single book. But we see that puppy and our hearts just melt. Look deep into his eyes. Now tell us you won’t give him a home.

JENNIE SUMMERS is supercute. She lives in Philadelphia.

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Butt Rot and Bottom Gas

The English language is full of words that sounds obscene but aren’t. Terms like arsole (an organic chemical compound) and crack spread (a calculation showing theoretical market values of petroleum). Words like cunctator (a person who procrastinates, delays, or wastes time) and spotted dick (a traditional English dessert made with hot, thick custard).

Seventh-grade language arts teacher Eric Groves Sr. has spent years listening to his students giggle after he used words like thespian, coccyx, and masticate. Now he has compiled hundreds of these foul-sounding terms into a delightfully innocent dictionary, complete with illustrated definitions of their true meanings. From air cock (a valve on a boiler) and bushmaster (a large venomous snake) to cummingtonite (a mineral) and beyond, Butt Rot and Bottom Gas is a wonderful reference for word lovers and the snickering seventh grader in all of us.

ERIC GROVES SR. is a middle-school teacher in California.

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The Bride’s Instruction Manual

Feuding in-laws, manipulative wedding planners, rehearsal dinner meltdowns—there’s no end to the ways a wedding can go wrong. But have no fear: The Bride’s Instruction Manual covers all the topics the bride-to-be needs to know to march down the aisle with confidence.

In a concise and irreverent approach, noted wedding expert Carrie Denny offers advice for setting the date, choosing the dress, selecting attendants, deciding on a wedding site, drafting a guest list, designing invitations, and more. And it’s all illustrated in the trademark “techy” style that has helped Quirk Owner’s and Instruction Manuals sell more than one million copies worldwide.

Complete with tons of useful information (and chock-full of cheat sheets to keep readers on track and on budget), The Bride’s Instruction Manual is the perfect shower gift for every blushing bride-to-be.

CARRIE DENNY is editor of Philadelphia’s Elegant Weddings magazine.

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Brick Testament: The Ten Commandments

In the beginning, there was The Brick Testament: Stories from the Book of Genesis. And it was good. Then Brendan Powell Smith created The Brick Testament: The Story of Christmas. And it was even better.

Now, just in time for Passover and Easter celebrations, Smith brings us the story of The Ten Commandments. With verses from the Book of Exodus and a series of elaborate LEGO® dioramas, this full-color volume chronicles the adventures of Moses-from the burning bush and the parting of the Red Sea to Mount Sinai and the Ark of the Covenant.

BRENDAN POWELL SMITH is the creator of The Brick Testament: Stories from the Book of Genesis and The Brick Testament: The Story of Christmas. His work has been profiled in Time, People, Entertainment Weekly, and Spin. He lives in Mountain View, California.

LEGO® is a trademark of the LEGO® group of companies, which does not sponsor, authorize, or endorse this book. And while we’re at it, Quirk does not sponsor, authorize, or manufacture tiny plastic bricks. So there.

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Brick Testament: The Story of Christmas

With The Brick Testament: Stories from the Book of Genesis, Brendan Smith re-imagined ten classic Bible stories using nothing but LEGO® bricks-and the results were praised by everyone from People  and Entertainment Weekly to the Archdiocese of Cincinnati (they’ve recommended the book to their entire congregation!). Publishers Weekly called it “hilarious” and wrote, “One rejoices that the franchise possibilities could extend for many years.”

We couldn’t agree more. Just in time for the holidays, Quirk Books is proud to present the best-known Bible story of all time: the Story of Christmas. Using verses from the New Testament and a series of elaborate LEGO® dioramas, Smith illustrates the birth of Jesus Christ-from his arrival in the manger to the wrath of King Herod and the famous visit from the three wise men. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone who celebrates Christmas!

BRENDAN POWELL SMITH is the author of The Brick Testament: Stories from the Book of Genesis and The Brick Testament: The Ten Commandments. He lives in Mountain View, California.

LEGO® is a trademark of the LEGO® group of companies, which does not sponsor, authorize, or endorse this book. And while we’re at it, Quirk does not sponsor, authorize, or manufacture tiny plastic bricks. So there.

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Brick Testament: Stories from the Book of Genesis

Brendan Powell Smith embarked on a crusade to illustrate the entire Bible-all 66 books of the Old and New Testament-using only LEGO® bricks. Here, for the first time in print, are the earliest fruits of his labors.

With more than 175 photographs in all, The Brick Testament: Stories from the Book of Genesis features ten classic tales as you’ve never seen them before: Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel, Noah’s Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah, the Tower of Babel, and more. Every story is accompanied by original verses from scripture-and photographs of intricately detailed models composed out of thousands of Lego bricks. Whether you’re a Christian fundamentalist, a devout atheist, or somewhere in between, you’re bound to be dazzled by Smith’s thoroughly original artistic vision.

BRENDAN POWELL SMITH is the author of The Brick Testament: The Story of Christmas and The Brick Testament: The Ten Commandments. He lives in Mountain View, California.

LEGO® is a trademark of the LEGO® group of companies, which does not sponsor, authorize, or endorse this book. And while we’re at it, Quirk does not sponsor, authorize, or manufacture tiny plastic bricks. So there.

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