January 25, 2017 • Fiction, Humor
January 20, 2017 • Magic, Fiction, Humor
It’s hard to meet someone in Wonderland. The bar scene is practically non-existent, and good luck meeting someone at a tea party or an outdoor croquet game. Luckily, the new Mirrer dating app makes finding a partner as easy as falling down a rabbit hole. Check out these attractive profiles:
January 19, 2017 • Humor
Once upon a morning weary, while I pondered, bleak and bleary,
Over where a quaint and curious sunny spot of sunlight sat—
While I noodled, nearly nodding, suddenly there came a stomping,
As my owner rudely hopping, galomping all across the mat.
“’I am leaving,” she uttered, “To get my hair done at Chez LePhatt—
Do be a gentle pussy cat.”
January 17, 2017 • Humor
If we learned anything while writing highschool essays it’s that anything can be made better with a trip to the thesaurus. If you disagree all we need you to do is answer this simple question -- would you rather have a great or jumbo time at a party?
Shhhhh. Don’t say anything. We know the answer.
Which is why we decided to graciously lend some of our favorite books a helping hand and improve upon their more popular lines. By, of course, using the thesaurus. Please enjoy the following new and improved classics and send us your own with the hashtag #thesaurusabook.