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"Finally, a comprehensive guide to getting a positive ROI on your infant! Absolutely hilarious."—Bunmi Laditan, author of The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting
"...anyone who’s a fan of The Onion will totally eat [this] up... Pick up this book now and give it to the first new parent you see." —

Quirk’s How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity showed cat lovers everywhere how to become global multimedia entrepreneurs. Now new parents can share the wealth thanks to this delightful companion volume. Armed with this handy, tongue-in-cheek guide, you’ll learn how to spot your baby’s potential and document each potentially adorable move—from wobbly first steps to refusals to eat “bwoccoli.”

Plus, you’ll get advice for dealing with tantrums (yours or theirs) and sticky tax situations (“it’s for her college fund, I swear!”). Filled with hilarious advice and adorable photography, it’s the perfect gift for new parents with an eye for talent.

RICK CHILLOT is a former baby and current writer and editor at Quirk Books. He has contributed to magazines such as Psychology Today, Parenting, Mental Floss, and Prevention. In his twenty-plus years in publishing he’s interviewed about a jillion scientists and doctors and therefore had no need to consult any of them for this book. DUSTIN FENSTERMACHER is a photographer whose work has appeared in the New York TimesVice, the Village Voice, Washington Post Magazine, and a litany of other publications.

  • Product Details

  • Paperback ISBN: 978-1-59474-739-7
  • e-Book ISBN: 978-1-59474-753-3
  • Book Dimensions: 
    5 ½ x 7
  • Page Count: 
  • Release Date: 
    September 30, 2014

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