Vanity. Arrogance. Cluelessness. Ego. These are the defining traits of douchebags everywhere - and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from scores of actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:
David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”
Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.”
Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.”
And many, many more. Complete with photographs of these clowns in all of their chest thumping glory, The Quotable Douchebag is the perfect gag gift for anyone fed up with the men in her life.
MARGARET MCGUIRE lives in Philadelphia, the city voted the #1 ugliest city by Travel+Leisure magazine.