July 12, 2012 • What Would You Do?: Readers Respond to The Last Policeman
So. The world is going to end in six months due to an asteroid hurling itself towards us. What to do, what to do.
July 9, 2012 • What Would You Do?: Readers Respond to The Last Policeman
It's a shame that last year's Melancholia will be better-remembered for director Lars von Trier's Nazism jokes (tastelessly expressed at, of all places, the Cannes Film Festival) than its brave, unconventional response to the apocalypse.
Although judging from these squirm-inducing GIFs of Kirsten Dunst, seated next to von Trier while he was making said un-PC comments, you'd think the world was ending too:
June 28, 2012 • What Would You Do?: Readers Respond to The Last Policeman
Oh God. The asteroid is hurtling towards earth. We're all going to die.
June 20, 2012 • What Would You Do?: Readers Respond to The Last Policeman
1. Carry a gun and shoot out the wheels of anyone who cut me off in traffic. Especially if they didn't use their blinker.
June 14, 2012 • What Would You Do?: Readers Respond to The Last Policeman
Six months until the world blows up. Okay.
1. pole dancing classes.
2. break my four years of sobriety.
3. get my family to Israel.
In that order.
I have to assume my kids don't know about this world blowing up thing. They're three and one and love couch forts and tickle parties. This is how I want us to live our next six months, please.
I also have to assume nobody else knows about the world blowing up because if they do:
1a. pole dancing classes are going to fill up quickly
May 21, 2012 • What Would You Do?: Readers Respond to The Last Policeman
If there was really just half a year before the whole planet went kablooie, what would you do?
I am a coward. In my day to day life, I see so much rude behavior in the public sphere, but I don't have the guts to say something. People do all sorts of little things that make someone else's day just a little bit worse.