How to Survive a Horror Movie

All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Every month or so, a new horror movie hits #1 at the box office-no wonder there are dozens of new fright films slated for release in 2007. But should you find yourself trapped in one of these movies, there’s no need to be afraid. How to Survive a Horror Movie will teach you how to cope with every kind of horror movie obstacle, from ax-wielding psychopaths to haunted Japanese VHS tapes. Chapters include: * How to Survive a Night of Babysitting * How to Convince the Skeptical Local Sheriff * How to Perform an Exorcism * How to Tell If You’ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie * How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll Full of illustrated instructions on avoiding ghosts, serial killers, haunted cars, murderous pets, telekinetic prom queens, and countless other hazards, How to Survive a Horror Movie is essential reading for movie buffs of all ages!

SETH GRAHAME-SMITH is the author of The Big Book of Porn (Quirk, 2005) and The Spider-Man Handbook (Quirk, 2006). He lives in Los Angeles, California. WES CRAVEN is the director of A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Last House on the Left, and other classic horror movies.

  • Available as an ebook
    E-Book ISBN: 
    978-1-59474-568-3
  • ISBN: 
    9781594741791
  • Book Dimensions: 
    5 1/2 x 8
  • Page Count: 
    302
  • Release Date: 
    May 9, 2009
  • Book Price: 
    $14.96

Comments

Honestly, I would carry this book on me at all times... just in case. Because while it's easy to shout well-thought out plans at a TV screen while eating Doritos, actually being chased by a knife wielding maniac, creeping ooze, or the ever dreaded fast running zombies (my favorite!) would be a whole different story. I mean, * How to Convince the Skeptical Local Sheriff * alone would be so incredibly useful; they never seem to believe you until it's too late.

The Sheriff is never willing to believe you... until it's too late.

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