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Remember the bestselling Choose Your Own Adventure series that you read as a kid? This hilarious parody features the same format and similar illustrations-but the stories offer a whole new kind of adventure!

This hilarious sci-fi parody chronicles one man’s weekend vacation on Fire Island, where-amid all the cocktails, Speedos, and circuit parties-he’s hoping to find true love. But these amorous plans are foiled when a vat of toxic waste washes ashore-and it’s up to him to save Fire Island from a plague of zombie drag queens!

On every page, YOU have control of the story: If you ask the lifeguard to bring you to the sheriff’s office, turn to page 108. If you ask the lifeguard to warn everyone at the night club, turn to page 32. If you ask the lifeguard if he’d like to work out sometime, turn to page 140.

With more than 35 illustrations throughout-and more hot bods than a year’s subscription to Men’s Health magazine-Escape from Fire Island! is the most campy and hilarious read of the summer.

JAMES H. ENGLISH based this book on his experiences at Fire Island (except for all the zombie stuff-he made those parts up). He lives in Astoria, New York.

“Choose Your Own Adventure” is a registered trademark of Chooseco LLC, Waitsfield, Vermont.

This book is in no way sponsored by or affiliated with Bantam Books, Inc. or the Choose Your Own Adventure series of books and its owner, Chooseco Inc.

  • Product Details

  • Paperback ISBN: 9781931686402
  • e-Book ISBN: 978-1-59474-916-2
  • Book Dimensions: 
    3/16 x 6 3/4
  • Page Count: 
    144
  • Release Date: 
    April 1, 2003

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