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  • Monkeyfarts!

     

    Every child deserves the gift of Monkeyfarts!—an anthology of wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, superheroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, fairy tales, Star Wars, and much more.

     

    1. How do Vikings send secret messages?

    2. What do ducks watch on television?

    3. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

  • How to Con Your Kid

    Children bring boundless joy into your life. They also bring temper tantrums, stubborn moods, and 90-decibel fits of hysterical screaming. Think we’re exaggerating? Just try getting one to finish his dinner.

    It’s time to spare the aggravation and take some action. How to Con Your Kid shows how parents can con their toddlers to do anything-and we mean anything. Want your kid to try broccoli? Serve her a plate of “baby trees.” Want her to take a bath? Put on a bathing suit and go “swimming” together.

  • Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

    The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook — The worst of the worst, all in one place! This deluxe desk reference includes a hardbound volume of the most popular scenarios from all 11 Worst-Case Scenario handbooks, plus the entire contents of all the books on a fully searchable CD. Avoid the perils of mountain lions and blind dates, avalanches and teenage driving lessons, runaway golf carts and Christmas turkeys on fire-a remedy for every crisis the worst-case experts have anticipated is now only a click away.

  • Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: Great Outdoors

    The Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: Great Outdoors — Bears. Avalanches. Grill fires. The great outdoors is packed with perils, so be prepared from the moment you lace up your boots. With detailed instructions on how to get out of every kind of trouble in the wild, this new, dynamic almanac format in the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series provides maximum protection-and gives you something scary to read around the campfire.

  • Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: Politics

    The Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: Politics — Leave it to the experts of the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series to ferret out the most scandalous, dangerous, incompetent, and downright awful people to ever seek power. The most lavish palaces, the bloodiest coups, the stupidest declarations. . . . Plus all the lists, charts, maps, and profiles that have made the Worst-Case Scenario Almanacs such a success. Which country had more governments in the past 175 years-Italy or Bolivia? What ever happened to all those people who ran for vice president of the United States of America-and lost?

  • Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Dogs

    Puppy-proof your home; what to do when your “best friend” poops on your rug; remove skunk odors; give your dog the Heimlich maneuver.

    David Borgenicht is the creator and co-author of all the books in the Worst-Case Scenario series. He lives in Philadelphia.

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